(instrumental intro)

You give your cash to me.
Now won't you please just go?
Ken, why can't you see?
Your face must never show.
They'll think that I'm for sale.
And they'll give me hell,
So you don't know me.

So give your cash to me,
And say a quick goodbye.
We'll use the other door,
To avoid the camera's eye.
So no one can ever tell,
That you know me so well.
No, you don't know me.

For I never had a lot of useful brains,
Though I'm living in D.C.,
I struggle and strain,
But like a runaway train,
Enron's gonna flatten me.

So give your cash to me,
And say a quick goodbye.
We'll use the other door,
To avoid the camera's eye.
So no one can ever tell,
That you know me so well.
No, you don't know me.

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