We Are In Shock
(Sung to the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock")

Gingrich quit! Gingrich quit! We are in shock
Gingrich stepped down and gave up his crown
No longer Speaker and leading the pack
'Cause the G.O.P. fell off track

Gingrich quit! Gingrich quit! We are in shock
Gingrich messed up and then he 'fessed up
No longer Speaker and subject of laughs
Due to costly gaffes

He was spiteful
It's delightful
To send the Newt away
It was hell time during his time
Now he's hiding to come back one day

Hurry up
Hurry, Newt, pack up your bags
As we all watch the clock
We'll dance and sing at the Newt's defeat
He's the man we can mock

(Repeat verses)



Copyright © 1998 by W. Tong

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