We
Two Clods of Texas Are
We two clods of Te-ex-as are
Coming soon to lower the bar.
Smirking, stealing, hate unyielding,
Following DeLays star.
(Chorus:)
Oh... crown of Dubya, tarnished blight,
Crowned with his thugs on the right,
Downward leading, we're proceeding,
Guide us from his loathsome sight.
Born a king and he never complained,
Fraud will bring the crown soon again,
Smirks forever, ceasing never
Over us all to reign.
(repeat chorus)
No respect to offer have I.
Insensed by this rejected guy.
Hope and praising all men raising,
Punish him, we must try.
(repeat chorus)
Smirk is snide, his reign will end soon
Must keep out his gathering goons.
Borrowing, lying, spinning, trying,
To hide from the lowering boom.
(repeat chorus)
Glorious now behold him on ice,
Dick and Dad and all of his guys.
Alleluia, alleluia!
Sounds through the earth and skies.
(repeat chorus)
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