Bush Is An Unlucky Tsar
[Tsar = male monarch, emperor, or tyrant; also spelled "czar"]
(Sung to the tune of "Lucky Star" by Madonna)
Guest song parody by Debbie

(instrumental intro)

Bush is an unlucky tsar...
'Cause things go to sh*t, wherever you are
I just think of you and my anger grows
And you're not too bright
And Dubya, you blow

Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.
Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.

Bush is an unlucky tsar...
'Cause you make peace and love seem so far.
And we're all lost and know you lied.
We all turn around and see more have died.

Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.
Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.

Come on, resign in disgrace tonight.
'Cause we know you'll never make anything all right.
Come on, resign in disgrace tonight.
'Cause we know you'll never make anything all right.

You are the unlucky tsar.
But we're unluckiest by far.

Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.
Not right... Not bright.. Said something dumb tonight.
Not right... Not bright.. Things are not all right.



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