The
Torturing One
Prisoner porn, made just as a "gag."
Grunts said *M.I. made them do.
But their commands came straight from the Chief.
Press points the scandal at W.
(Bush sings:)
"It ain't me! It ain't me! I ain't
to blame for what's done... done!
It ain't me! It ain't me! I'm not the
Torturing One, no...!"
Prisoner porn, condoned by command.
Guards couldn't help themselves, no.
All these attacks planned, "evening the score."
War's gone lousy; looks like Rummy failed, yes...
(Bush sings:)
"It ain't me! It ain't me! I ain't
to blame for what's done... done!
It ain't me! It ain't me! I'm not the
Torturing One, no...!"
(instrumental break)
The press won't parrot Czar's addled lies
'Bout what we're fightin' for, for...
But do not ask him, "Why shouldn't Iraq live?"
'Cause his only answer's "War! War! War! War!
"It ain't me! It ain't me! It's what
the military's done... done!
It ain't me! It ain't me! I'm not the
Torturing One, no...!
It ain't me! It ain't me! I'm not the
Torturing One, no...!
It ain't me! It ain't me! I'm not the
Torturing One, no...!"
(repeat final line of refrain and fade)
[*M.I. = Military Intelligence]
Copyright © 2004 by W. Tong
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