The
Tong Song
(Spoken:)
This thing right here
Is lettin' "Amirighters" know
What Bill's talkin' 'bout…
You know, the Dubya in DC.
Ooh, that Tong's so scandalous,
And you know some AmIRight readers can't handle it,
'Cause he's shakin' his finger at the president
Dissin' Bush for all the bad things he did
Uh, he likes to point out all the Shrub's weak spots
Then he bashes the Bush family
Like connecting dots
Not just W, he slags the pop!
That Tong is livin' la vida loca!
That guy dumps on the pres, pres, pres,
Hates things Bush says, says.
Billy tells it all, yes, yes.
He's gotta write one again!
That guy dumps on the pres, pres, pres,
Hates things Bush says, says.
"Bush is wrong!"
That is WilliamTong.
That's Taw-Taw-Taw-Tong!
I like it when the Tong go
"Dub-a-yu".
Billy, don't get into no trouble, you.
Bill, I know you want him out,
"Dub-a-yu".
That's Taw-Taw-Taw-Tong!
I like it when the Tong go
"Dub-a-yu".
Billy, don't get into no trouble, you.
Bill, I know you want him out,
"Dub-a-yu".
That's Taw-Taw-Taw-Tong!
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