Thank
God I'm A Right Wing Boy
(instrumental intro)
Well, life here so far's been kinda laid back;
Ain't much an old right wing boy like me can't hack.
But I think it's time we turn the clock back
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
Well, a right wing agenda never did me no harm;
A-connin' votes from poor people workin' on the farm.
I won them all over with stupidity and charm.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
Well, Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven.
We're stayin in Iraq 'til 2027.
Seems our politics could use some more division.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
Well, accursed freedom is fleein' from this land.
We're gonna keep all them gays from even holdin' hands.
Seein' people happy is more than I can stand.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
I'd talk 'bout tolerance all day, if I could,
But my right wing support wouldn't take it very good.
So I waffled when I should, act when I could.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
Well, Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven.
We're stayin in Iraq 'til 2027.
Seems our politics could use some more division.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
Well, on the environment, I won't even ask ya;
When we get our chance, we're drillin' in Alaska.
More SUV's just make the country go faster.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
Well, liberals talk like free choice is always best,
But we're bannin' abortion, even for incest.
You can just learn to suffer, just like all the rest.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
Well, Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven.
We're stayin in Iraq 'til 2027.
Seems our politics could use some more division.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
(instrumental break)
Well, America was founded on the rights of all
But now the real Americans are Evangelical.
So, everyone else, we know, you'll just go to hell.
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
My Daddy taught me young how to think like a moderate.
I think it's too bad that his kind just don't get it.
We've got control and we're sure as hell gonna use it...
Thank God I'm a right wing boy
Well, Pat Robertson said I'm gonna go to heaven.
We're stayin in Iraq 'til 2027.
Seems our politics could use some more division...
Thank God I'm a right wing boy.
(instrumental ending)
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