Take Him Out Of The Brawl Game
Inspired by the Yankees-Red Sox brawl during Game 3 of the ALCS
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ball Game")

As sung by fans of the home team:

(instrumental intro)

Take him out of the brawl game.
Take him out; we're not cowed.
High and tight heaters, and chins got waxed.
Batter beaned, let that pitcher get axed.
Crowd, let's hoot, hoot, hoot at the foes' team.
Get punches in; that's their aim.
He's supposed to throw strikes,
Not punches at this ball game.

Here's an alternate version: Take Me Out Of The Ball Game
Copyright © 2003 by W.  Tong

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