It
Should Never Rain In Sunny Caleefawnya
(instrumental intro)
I am going to reign here past 2007.
So, rain, go away; come back again some other day.
Gov'nor Ahnold wants to play, you see.
More fun than the movies.
I'm cool... I'm still cool.
It should never rain in sunny Calee-fawn-ya.
But I've heard about changed climate talk before.
It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...
Rain fell hard, and I had said,
Why's it raining cats and dogs instead?
Why thunderstorms, and floods we dread?
Not sunny like Rome?
It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...
(instrumental break)
Folks would sell their flood-soaked homes, if rain invaded.
Disasters yet unknown, in Golden State.
Don't blame me; sunshine, I'm countin'
More sunshine, I am countin'.
No more headaches... no more headaches.
It should never rain in sunny Calee-fawn-ya.
But I've heard about changed climate talk before.
It never rains in Calee-fawn-ya,
Although globe is warming,
Bush snores... man, he snores...
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