Well, I'm the type of guy who likes to get around.
And when I run for Prez, I fly from town to town.
Pfizer flew me here, and Eli Lilly flew me there.
I made so many deals, I couldn't even tell you where...

They call me the Wanderer; Dubya the Wanderer.
I flew around, around, around, around, around...

There's Wal-Mart on my left, and Chevron on my right.
And Microsoft's the one that I'll be with tonight.
And when Dick Cheney asks which one I love the best,
I'll throw open my shirt and show him Nike on my chest.

'Cause I'm the panderer - yeah, I'm the panderer.
I stoop down, stoop down, stoop down, stoop down, stoop down...

I warn the evildoers: I'll swat 'em all like flies.
I meet with CEO's and all their brothers and their wives.
I kiss 'em and I hug 'em; to me, they're all the same.
Like all those foreign leaders - hell, I don't even know their names!

Yeah, I'm a mumbler - Dubya, the Bumbler...
I fool around, around, around, around, around...

Yeah, I had a rowdy past, please don't use the word "cocaine."
Don't mention my drunk drivin,' to spare my kids the shame.
Dad made me buy the Rangers, when my oil field went flop.
But now it's all forgotten, 'cause now I'm on the top.

They call me the Squanderer - yeah, I'm the Squanderer.
I screwed around, around, around, around, around...

Well, I roam from town to town; a guy with a free ride,
Now I'm happy as a clown,
With a team of attorneys and all the judges on my side!

I'm glad I got elected and put old Saddam down,
'Cause everyone's forgot about my wife's night on the town,
When she ran a big red stop sign, or so the policeman says.
Hey, I'm glad I wasn't there, or I'd be dead instead of Prez!

They call her the Blunderer, yeah, she's the Blunderer,
She mowed 'em down, 'em down, 'em down, 'em down, 'em down,

Sometimes I get to wonderin' where I'd be without my dad,
Or my good brother Jeb and all those guys who fixed the chads.
When I get to missin' pork rinds and those sassy Midland girls,
I just hop in Air Force One and go cruisin' 'round the world.

They call me the Wanderer (NOT the Philanderer...)!
I cruise around, around, around, around, around...

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