Jackboot Snitching Morons
Satire about the low-lifes who would volunteer to be snitches for Operation TIPS
(Sung to the tune of "Witchy Woman" by The Eagles)

(instrumental intro)

Do you dare to have loose lips?
Not with Operation TIPS.
Follow orders from the Right.
You can feel and hear it - Ashcroft's oversight.

Jackboot snitching morons!
They'll decide what they dislike.
Jackboot snitching morons!
Wannabe goons of the Rei-ei-ei-eich!

(instrumental break)

Our nation's hellbound for the Right.
Shadow government with no fight.
This disaster could spell our doom.
Our rights were swept away by madness 
With the Bushes' broom.

Jackboot snitching morons!
They'll decide what they dislike.
Jackboot snitching morons!
Wannabe goons of the Rei-ei-ei-eich!

(instrumental break)

Ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...
Ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

Our rights must be recovered.
Bush crimes must be discovered.
No spies peepin' under everyone's bed.
Stop dumb rumors goin' round,
What snitches may have found shouldn't shock you,
If you fight them, 'cause their brains are dead.

Jackboot snitching morons!
They'll decide what they dislike.
Jackboot snitching morons!
Wannabe goons of the Rei-ei-ei-eich!

(instrumental ending)


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Copyright © 2002 by W. Tong

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