Shrub, Pretender
(Sung to the tune of "Love Me Tender" by Elvis Presley)

Shrub, Pretender
Stopped defeat
Vote counts were ignored
Without Jeb, could not compete
Would have lost to Gore

Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, it's true
Campaign team was thrilled
Strangling our democracy
Supreme Court has shilled

Shrub, Pretender
Won't last long
Faking for the part
White House chair does not belong
To him, from the start

Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, it's true
Campaign team was thrilled
Strangling our democracy
Supreme Court has shilled

Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, it's clear
Telling you you're slime
You beat Gore, but in four years
You'll be out of time

Shrub, Pretender
Shrub, it's true
Campaign team was thrilled
Strangling our democracy
Supreme Court has shilled


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