I'm A-Shreddin' It
(Sung to the tune of "Armageddon It" by Def Leppard)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Arthur Andersen managers to the Enron case team)

(instrumental intro)
Ya better grab the files when you're ready to.
Ain't no chance the feds will no our stance.
You get the memo? Know when you're ready to.
And then you start cause you know that you can.
You got it, but are you shreddin' it?
You say the game is won when you get some.
But then your finger will trigger the run.
You know you you can't stop it, so don't block it.
You know you shred it.

Hey, but are you shreddin' it?
Ooh, really shreddin' it?
Come shred it for me.
Gimme all of your filin', every little bit.
Gimme all that you got, every bit of it.
Every bit of your filin, oh, c'mon feed a bit.
Never wanna stop.

Yeah, but are you shreddin' it?
I'm a shreddin' it.
Ooh, really shreddin' it?
Yes Im' a shreddin' it.
C'mon, shred it.

You work faster when subpeona's come.
But shred faster than you already did.
Yeah, you mangle your files while your mockin' laws.
And drive the SEC boys outta their heads.
Erased it, but are you shreddin' it?

You dump your hard drives like a jumpin' hack.
Then play it coyly with a pat on the back.
You know you ya can't stop it, so just mock it.
You know you got it.
Hey, but are you shreddin' it?
Ooh, really shreddin' it?
Come shred it for me.
Gimme all of your filin', ev'ry little bit.
Gimme all that you got, ev'ry bit of it.
Ev'ry bit of your filin, oh come on dump those bits.
Never want it to stop.
Yeah, but are you shreddin' it?
I'm a shreddin' it.
Ooh, really shreddin' it?
Yes I'm a shreddin' it.

C'mon Dave, shred it!

(guitar solo)

Take it, take it, take it from me.
I got a fed auditor following me.
Move it, move it, c'mon blame the peons.
Cause arrest is yet to come.
I say, cause arrest is yet to come.

Oh, are you shreddin' it?
Oh, really shreddin' it?
Yes, are you shreddin' it?
Whooh, really shreddin' it?
Come shred it for me.
Gimme all of your filin', every little bit.
Gimme all that you got, every bit of it.
Every bit of your filin', oh come on live a bit.
Never want it to stop, oh, are you shredding it?
Gimme all of your filin', ooh really shreddin' it?
Gimme all that you got, oh are you shredding it?
Gimme all of your filin', oh lose the bits.
Gimme all that you got, whoa.
Lose those bits.
You've got to lose it.

Gimme all of your filin', ooh gotta lose it.
Gimme all that you got, come on and shred it.
Every bit of your filin', oh come on and shred it.
Never want it to stop, oh are you shreddin' it?
Gimme all of your filin', ooh really shreddin' it?
Gimme all that you got, oh are you shreddin' it?
Every bit of your filin', oh lose those bits.
Never want it to stop, whoa.


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