The Jesse Helms 
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presents  the
Sting The Right Wing
Song Book
Blasting the G.O.P.'s "Big Tent" of Clowns

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This page is a collection satirical songs about various right wing Republicans, including:
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Judge Roy Moore, Condoleeza Rice, Ari Fleischer, Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld, Lynn Cheney, Bill O'Reilly, Ted Olson, Barbara Olson, Paul O'Neill, Pat Robertson, Jerry Falwell, The Religious Right, Linda Tripp, Pat Buchanan, Tom DeLay, Dick Armey, Jesse Helms, Strom Thurmond, Dan Burton, Trent Lott, Phil Gramm, Robert Dole, Al D'Amato, Rudy Giuliani, The House Managers, various other far right Republicans, as well as the Republican Party in general.

(George W. Bush, Ann Coulter,The Supreme Court Five, Dick Cheney, John Ashcroft, Rush Limbaugh, Katherine Harris,Dr. Laura Schlessinger, Newt Gingrich, Ken Starr, Henry Hyde, and Dan Quayle each have their own song book page.)   Or, you can try looking up more song parodies by entering the name of a right winger into the search engine.  For best results, keep the key words simple:

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    1. Torture Boy (Soldier Boy)2/7/05
    2. Condoleeza Swore (My Cherie Amour)2/1/05
    3. Sex On The Phone, O'Reilly 10/18/04
    4. Psycho Miller (Psycho Killer) 9/5/04
    5. Why Does Zell Love W? (If I Fell) 9/4/04
    6. Michelle (Michelle) 8/25/04, dedicated to looney right wing columnist Michelle Malkin
    7. Right Wing Banana (Chiquita Banana Jingle) 8/25/04, dedicated to looney right wing columnist Michelle Malkin
    8. Bush Got Yanked By A. Chalabi (Yankee Doodle Dandy) 6/21/04
    9. He Was No Saint (When The Saints Go Marching In) 6/16/04
    10. Ahmad Chalabi (Eleanor Rigby)5/26/04
    11. Blackwater (Black Water)5/17/04
    12. Bush Cabal's World Has To Fall (It's A Small World)2/3/04
    13. Condi (Windy) 3/30/04
    14. Get Off My Back (My Boyfriend's Back)6/2/04
    15. Halliburton Gold Mine (Workin' In A Coal Mine)2/8/04
    16. His Reign In Spain (The Rain In Spain)3/17/04
    17. Neo-Cons (On And On)5/7/04
    18. Nothing More That I Can Say (More Than I Can Say)3/30/04
    19. Rambling Rice (Rambling Rose) 4/12/04
    20. Rum's On The Rocks (Love On The Rocks)5/13/04
    21. Rumsfeld (Young Girl)5/9/04
    22. Rummy, Please (Summer Breeze)6/1/04
    23. Shouldn't It Be Rice (Wouldn't It Be Nice)5/4/04
    24. Spanish Mayhem (Spanish Harlem)3/17/04
    25. Arthur Andersen (On The Road Again) 9/29/03
    26. Condoleeza (Mona Lisa)
    27. Dupes In Califiornia Wishing To Replace Gray Davis (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) 9/16/03
    28. Exodus of Roy Moore (Exodus) 8/29/03
    29. Far Right Radio (Late Night Radio) 6/24/03
    30. The Groper (The Joker)
    31. How Come There's A Recall, California (Hotel California) 9/23/03
    32. I'll Be Gov, Bush Wishes (I'll Be Home For Christmas)
    33. Moore's Slabs of Rock (I Am A Rock) 8/29/03
    34. Oh, Arnold (Oh, Carol)
    35. Schwarzenegger (Operator {That's Not The Way It Feels})
    36. Shady Rove (Shady Grove)11/9/03
    37. The Terminator (My Generation) 8/24/03
    38. What's War All About, Wolfie? (What's It All About, Alfie?)11/7/03
    39. Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly 6/24/03
    40. A Yucky Woman (Kentucky Woman) - Ode to Linda Tripp
    41. All Right Wing (All Right Now)
    42. American Taliban (We're An American Band)  9/27/01
    43. Aren't They Loathesome, The Right? (Are You Lonesome Tonight?)
    44. Ari, You Lie (Louie Louie)  7/18/01
    45. Ari Fleischer (Albert Flasher)  6/6/01
    46. Ballad of Elian Gonzalez (Ballad of Jed Clampett - The Beverly Hillbillies)
    47. Band Of Goons (Band of Gold)
    48. Big Bad Jan Reno (Bad, Bad Leroy Brown)
    49. Blinded By The Right (Blinded By The Light)
    50. Blister The Right Today (Twisting The Night Away)
    51. Buchanan's Gonna Fall (Rockin' Pneumonia & The Boogie Woogie Flu)
    52. Bush Team Deceivers (Daydream Believer)12/20/02
    53. Can't Stand The G.O.P. (Don't Stand So Close To Me)
    54. Civil Rights (Southern Nights)
    55. Clinton, the Right's Obsession (Midnight Confession) 3/17/02
    56. Colors (Colours) 3/17/02, satire about Tom Ridge's color-coded terrorism warning system
    57. Condoleeza Rice (Wouldn't It Be Nice)  9/27/01
    58. Could They All Be Following Newt? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love)
    59. Dancing In The Suite (Dancing In The Street) 5/4/02
    60. D'Amato ("Tomorrow" from the musical, "Annie")
    61. DeLay (Today)
    62. Dole Man (Soul Man)
    63. Do You Want To Say No Way, Jose (Do You Know The Way To San Jose?)
    64. Don't Tell Any Accountants (Go Tell It On The Mountain)12/20/02
    65. The Dummy Lies About Ted Olson (My Bonnie Lies Over The Ocean) 5/19/01
    66. Eight Bucks A Week (Eight Days A Week)
    67. Election Day Blues(Wedding Bell Blues)
    68. Falwell (Day O)  10/7/01
    69. Father And Child Reunion(Mother And Child Reunion)
    70. Flay That Flunky, Ari Fleischer (Play That Funky Music) 10/27/01
    71. Flunky Ari (Brother Louie)  8/26/01
    72. Followers Will Stick To Us (Jolly Old St. Nicholas)12/19/02
    73. The Fool Right (Cool Night)
    74. Game Of Wills (The Game Of Love)
    75. Georgia Voters Drove Out Barr (Drive My Car) 8/24/02
    76. G.O.P. Are Crackpots (Hit Me With Your Best Shot)
    77. G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard (Me & Julio Down By The Schoolyard)
    78. G.O.P. Is Dreaming (California Dreaming)
    79. G.O.P. Just Might Get Fired (Light My Fire)
    80. The G.O.P. Will Pay (That'll Be The Day)
    81. Go Give Lott A Shove (Lotta Love)
    82. Gramm (Sam)  9/10/01
    83. Grand Old Party (Garden Party)
    84. The Great Pretenders (The Great Pretender)
    85. Hard Crazed Right (Hard Day's Night)
    86. Hard Line Robert Dole (Old Time Rock & Roll)
    87. Help Republicans Fail (Ballad of Gilligan's Isle)
    88. I Can't Stand Him (I'm Still Standing) Pat BuKKKanan, that is
    89. I Can't Vote For That (I Can't Go For That [No Can Do])
    90. Imagine (Imagine)
    91. Incensed Republicans (Incense & Peppermints) 2/15/01
    92. Industry Machine (Yellow Submarine)
    93. Jeepers, Freepers (Jeepers, Creepers)10/19/00
    94. Jesse's World (Jesse's Girl)
    95. Karl Rove (China Grove) 6/2/01
    96. Lead Junk (Dead Skunk)
    97. Let's Rattle Tom DeLay (That'll Be The Day)
    98. Looney People (Lonely People)  7/01/01
    99. Lott Hangs On (Let's Hang On)12/27/02
    100. Mark Chmura (My Sharona)
    101. Mr. Robertson (Mrs. Robinson)
    102. No Solution (Revolution)
    103. Oust Mr. Trent Lott (Up On The Housetop)12/20/02
    104. The Racist Song (The Christmas Song)12/25/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
    105. Repeal (Lucille)
    106. Republican Congress (American Woman)
    107. Republican Taliban (We're An American Band) 11/18/01
    108. Rescue Me (Rescue Me)
    109. Ridge Goes Over The Rainbow (Somewhere Over The Rainbow) 3/24/02
    110. The Right Can't Gloat (A White Sport Coat)  6/17/01
    111. Right Wing Agenda (Return To Sender)
    112. Right Wing Dream Fever (Dream Weaver) 3/27/01
    113. Robert Dole's Speeches (Rock & Roll Music)
    114. Rudolph The New York Mayor (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
    115. Rumsfeld (Roxanne) 10/27/01
    116. Rummy (Sunny) 10/3/02, co-written with Alvin Dover
    117. Saturday Night Specials (Midnight Special)
    118. Save Your Last Dime For Me (Save The Last Dance For Me)
    119. Say, Gipper (Day Tripper)
    120. Scandal Time (Summer Time from "Porgy & Bess")
    121. Scum On The Water (Smoke On The Water)
    122. She's Rude (Hey Jude) 3/14/02, dedicated to Ann Coulter
    123. Some Will Chant Impeachment  (Some Enchanted Evening from "South Pacific")
    124. Star Wars (War)  9/10/01
    125. Stepped Down (Get Down)12/19/02
    126. Strom Thurmond's Age Charade (Longfellow Serenade)
    127. Swept Away (Yesterday)
    128. The Right Wants Power (In The Midnight Hour)
    129. The Right Wing Are Zealous Creeps (While My Guitar Gently Weeps)
    130. They Ran Aground (I Get Around)
    131. They Shouldn't Run The U.S.A. (Back In The U.S.A.)
    132. They're Conquering America (America)
    133. They're Mad At Reno Now (Bad, Bad Leroy Brown)
    134. They're No Good (You're No Good)
    135. They're Out Of Touch (Out Of Touch)
    136. They're The G.O.P. (You're A Grand Old Flag)
    137. They Tried To Railroad Bill (Railroad Bill)
    138. They Will Go Down In History (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree)
    139. They're Zealots (Cecelia)
    140. Throw Them Out (Twist & Shout)
    141. 'Til The Midnight Hour(In The Midnight Hour)
    142. Trent Lott's A** Is Blowin' Lots of Wind (Blowin' In The Wind)12/27/02, co-written with Sassy
    143. Up At The White House (Up On The Housetop)12/20/02
    144. We Can See Clearly Now (I Can See Clearly Now)
    145. We Loathe The Looney Right (I Love A Rainy Night)  6/8/01
    146. We Ought To Batter The Right (Another Saturday Night)
    147. Welfare For Big Business (Takin' Care Of Business)
    148. When I'm Sixty-Five (When I'm Sixty-Four)
    149. When The Right Goes Down (Lights) 10/20/01
      GUEST SONG PARODIES:

      150. By Alvin Dover
    150. My Lies Will Go On (My Heart Will Go On)  9/12/03, as sung by Condi Rice
    151. Pretty Sly For A Bush Gal (Pretty Fly For A White Guy)  8/17/03, about Condi Rice
    152. Neo-Conservatives (Sweet Dreams Are Made Of These)  5/26/03
    153. The Racist Song (The Christmas Song) 12/26/02
    154. Rummy, Just Give Them The Finger (Wrapped Around Your Finger) 11/12/02
    155. Leave, Powell (Michelle) 9/5/02
    156. You'd Better Go Get That Treated (You're Just What I Needed) 8/25/02
    157. Condi (Windy) 7/22/02
    158. Don't Split (Don't Speak) 5/11/02, dedicated to the departing Karen Hughes
    159. Oh, Karen (Oh Carol) 4/28/02, dedicated to the departing Karen Hughes
    160. The Shadow Government (The Shadow of Your Smile)  3/17/02
    161. Shred The Constitution (Ball of Confusion) 12/22/01
    162. Dubya's People (Everyday People) 11/1/01, co-written with W. Tong
    163. Expel Falwell (Michelle) 9/25/01

      164. By Melhi
    164. He's A Sore Loser (I'm A Believer)  8/24/03, about Rep. Darrell Issa (R-CA)
      By Sassy
    165. Trent Lott's Ass Is Blowin' Lots of Wind (Blowin' In The Wind) 12/26/02, co-written with W. Tong
      By Patrick Henry D'Sant
    166. Cross Burning (World Turning) 12/26/02
      By Mark Hoolihan
    167. Please Vote For Me, California (Don't Cry For Me, Argentina)  8/17/03, as sung by Ahnold
    168. Ebony & Ivory (Ebony & Ivory) 12/26/02
    169. Tradition (Tradition from "Fiddler on the Roof") 12/26/02
      By Darrell Decker
    170. Those Were Our Ways (Those Were The Days) 12/26/02
    171. Get Back, Barr (Get Back) 8/24/02
    172. R-O-V-E (L-O-V-E) 7/30/02
    173. Ballad of Karen Hughes  (Ballad of Jed Clampett - Beverly Hillbillies) 4/28/02
    174. I Remember The Year Dick Armey Finally Retired (I Remember The Day Clayton Delaney Died) 12/24/01
    175. They're Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nazis (It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas) 11/25/01
    176. Falwell, To Hell (Michelle) 9/25/01
    177. Phil Gramm The Shill (Blueberry Hill)  9/08/01
    178. Olson's A Woman Crazy As Can Be (I've Got A Woman - Crazy For Me)  8/18/01

      179. By Sue B. (Bestweet)
    179. Mitch McConnell Had The Floor (Old McDonald Had A Farm) 5/11/01
      By Daedalus
    180. Blown Budget (Low Budget) 5/4/02
    181. He Was Blinded By The Right (Blinded By The Light) 4/28/02, dedicated to David Brock
      By Skisics Surus
    182. Dizzy Miss Condi (Dizzy Miss Lizzy)  3/5/02
    183. Lynn Cheney (Oh Sherry) 1/27/02
    184. Donald Rumsfeld (Doctor Robert) 1/07/02
    185. GOP Jerks (Free Bird) 9/08/01
    186. Spammed (Stand) 9/08/01
    187. The Wizard (Ode to Alan Greenspan) (The Wizard) 4/8/01
      By Sue B. (Bestweet)
    188. Republicans (Russians) 1/30/02
      By Sara Rose
    189. Yahoo! The Dick's Retiring (Ding Dong, The Witch Is Dead) 12/24/01
    190. Please, Let This War Last Long (The Chipmunk Song) 11/27/01
    191. Falwell, Go To Hell (I Love Rock & Roll) 9/21/01
    192. Goodbye Senator No (Goodbye Yellow Brick Road)  9/08/01
      By Lydia Theys
    193. Secret's The Word (Grease Is The Word) 11/18/01

      194. By Regina Litman
    194. Hard Right (Heartlight)  8/30/01
    195. Should Be My Party (It's My Party) 1/24/01
    196. I'm H. Ross Perot, I Am (I'm Henry The Eighth, I Am) 7/3/00
    197. They're Coming To Philadelphia (America) 7/30/00
      By S.T.G.
    198. NRA (Misery)  7/26/01
      By Goldee Greene
    199. They've Got A Lot Of Millions To Make (A Lot Of Livin' To Do from "Bye Bye Birdie") 7/3/01
      By The Diva
    200. Freeper Love (Radar Love)2/1/01


      201. ANTI-REPUBLICAN CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES
      Note: The complete collection is in the Christmas Song Parodies Book
    201. Jingo Belles (Jingle Bells) 12/22/01
    202. Very Low! Very Low! Very Low! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!) 11/29/01
    203. Do You Fear What I Fear? (Newt version) (Do You Hear What I Hear?)
    204. G.O.P. Is Running This Town (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
    205. Here They Come Assailing (Here We Come A-Wassailing)
    206. How Wild Are They? (What Child Is This?)
    207. Inflaming Them Is The Far Right's Fear (It Came Upon A Midnight Clear) 5/6/01
    208. The Man Named Phil Gramm (The First Noel)
    209. Let It Go! Let It Go! Let It Go! (Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!)
    210. Mangle Bill (Jingle Bells)
    211. Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing (The Holly & The Ivy)
    212. Nine Little Leaders (Nine Little Reindeer)
    213. Oh, G.O.P. (O Christmas Tree)
    214. Radical Right (O Holy Night)
    215. Violent Fight (Silent Night)
    216. We Two Clods of Texas Are (We Three Kings Of Orient Are) by Skisics Surus
    217. We Three Top Republicans Are (We Three Kings Of Orient Are)
    218. We Are In Grave Danger (Away In A Manger)
    219. Wrecked The Fall (Deck The Hall)
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