Right Wing Banana
Satire lampooning looney right-wing columnist Michelle Malkin, who was recently laughed off the air on Bill Maher's "Politically Incorrect", and from Chris Matthew's "Hardball," for falsely implying that John Kerry's war wounds which won 3 Purple Hearts were self-inflicted, which you can watch HERE
(Sung to the tune of the "Chiquita Banana Jingle")

(instrumental intro)

She's a right wing banana, 
And she's dumb to say
That "Kerry shot himself, 
To run for prez some day."

On TV, got shot down 
For her dumb point of view.
She's beating on her chest; 
Chris got the best of you.

Her arguments rendered invalid;
Her only strategem: to lie.
The way to treat loudmouths - defeat them.
Refute their words and make them eat them.

She's bananas and a token of the 
Grand Old Party's bigots and race haters.
If she were clever, this banana... 
Will no longer be "debater."
 

Defending the indefensible... Crackpot right wing columnist 
Michelle Malkin, author of a book named "In Defense of 
Internment: The Case for 'Racial Profiling' in World 
War II and the War on Terror" is shocked at being hissed 
at by a hostile audience on Bill Maher's show instead of 
seeing the usual fawning dittoheads on Faux News.

Watch Malkin get smacked down by host Chris Matthews on

"Hardball" for implying John Kerry "shot himself" in Vietnam.

Here's an earlier version of this parody: Banana Republic
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