Republican Girl
Condoleeza Rice refused this week to testify before the 9-11 commission (Congress, what right do they have to ask questions? Not that she has anything to hide;). She did however sing this little number...
(Sung to the tune of "Material Girl" by Madonna)
Guest song parody by Mark Hoolihan

(instrumental intro)

I'm a lackey; Bush, he backs me
I think that's okay.
If the commission tries to ask me,
I'll just walk away.

They can beg and they can plead,
But they can't make me do what's right.
'Cause Bu$hco with it'\s cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right, 'cause we are...

Living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.
You know that we are living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.

So we ignored terrorist threats;
That's all right with me.
If they can't prove it, I'll repeat lies,
Say "top priority."

Networks cry and Fox News lies, but
I don't have to play.
Only truths that Bush approves
Am I allowed to say, 'cause we are...

Living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.
You know that we are living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.

Living in a Republican world (Republican)...
Living in a Republican world...
Living in a Republican world (Republican)...
Living in a Republican world...

Truth we make up, truth we change,
And that's all right, you see.
My boss, he has made me rich,
And now they're after me, 'cause everybody's

Living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.
You know that we are living in a Republican world,
And I am a Republican girl.

A Republican, a Republican, A Republican, A Republican world...
Living in a Republican world (Republican)...
Living in a Republican world...



Here is an earlier parody version by Skisics Surus: Material Churl
Other political song parodies by Mark Hoolihan
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