Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Sucks

Press Is Spinning The News A Lot, 'Cause Bush Sucks
Satire about the lap dog American mainstream press that has propped up Dubya, the Emperor who has no clothes
(Sung to the tune of "It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas" by Bing Crosby)

(instrumental intro)

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Everywhere he goes:
People protesting him again;
Some herded into a pen.
This killer's blamed for deaths and Iraq woe.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Boys sent off to war.
But the sh*ttiest sight to see
Is the folly that will be:
Years, Bush stole four more.

Citizens of Canada give Bush a warm (spit) welcome

Abu Ghraib Prison guard brutes,
Crooks in corporate suits,
With a wish for Armageddon.
Scowling hate talk,
Right wing radio squawk;
Debate scope, now banished as "sin."
The world's sad; in dread, they wait.
New Bush wars start again.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Everywhere he goes,
Bush won't see just who gives him hell.
(To stay in the dark is swell.)
He's heard his kind, who have no minds to show.

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Spoon-fed shills take part.
As the King, Bush will make them sing:
"Bush is great - we'll kiss your ring.
He's right, in his heart."

(instrumental break)

Press is spinning the news a lot, 'cause Bush sucks.
Boys sent off to war.
But the sh*ttiest sight to see
Is the folly that will be:
Years, Bush stole four more.
Bush is vicious; wants war.

(instrumental ending)

Here's is an alternate version of this parody: They're Beginning To Look A Lot Like Nazis

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