(instrumental intro) Petty woman, throwin' out ballots Petty woman, did Bush promise you lots? Petty woman, we don't believe you, You don't know the truth No one can lie as good as you--- Mercy Petty woman, did Jeb give it free? Petty woman, we couldn't help but see Petty woman, that you are crooked as can be Are you lying on TV?--- <grrowwlll!!>

Florida Sec. of State & Bush Campaign Co-Chair

Petty woman stop the count
Petty woman throw votes out
Petty woman give support to Bush
Petty woman, lie, lie, lie
Petty woman, just deny
Petty woman hope for overseas posts

Cuz Jeb needs you
He'll treat you right
Do his bidding, be his toni-i-ght

Petty woman, just talk and lie
Petty woman, don't give replies
Petty woman, throw votes away, hey---OK
It's just the way if must be---OK
You hope they go away, it's too late
Bush wins Saturday night, it's fate
What do we see?

(drum break)

Is she talkin' on the TV?
Yeah, she's lyin' on TV
Oh, oh, petty woman

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