PATRIOT Misery Tour
Satire blasting Attorney General John AshKKKroft's national tour in support of the fascist USA PATRIOT Act, which has attracted hundreds of jeering protestors across the country
(Sung to the tune of "Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(instrumental intro)

Shut up!
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up!
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (assault on the Constitution)
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (assault on our freedom)
Shut up at your misery tour!

The PATRIOT misery tour
Is bragging to take you away
Bragging to take you away

Shut up!
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up!
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (attacks on civil liberties)
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (by Ashcroft and his roadies)
Shut up at your misery tour!

The PATRIOT misery tour
Is raring to take you to jail
Raring to take to jail

(instrumental break)

Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up!
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (spy on ordinary citizens)
Shut up at your misery tour!
Shut up! (the Gospel According to John)
Shut up at your misery tour!

The PATRIOT misery tour
Is rolling to take you away
Rolling to take you away

The PATRIOT misery tour
Is eyeing to take you away
Dying to take you away
Take you today!

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