Take Me Out Of The Ballgame

Take Me Out Of The Ballgame
(Sung to the tune of "Take Me Out To The Ballgame")

As sung by a starting pitcher who's getting bombed:

Take me out of the ballgame.
Take me out from the crowd.
Gave up three homers, all back-to-back.
I don't think I can stop their attack.
So, they hoot, hoot, hoot at the home team.
If we don't win, I'm to blame.
If I can't throw three strikes, I'm out of the old ballgame.