Sex On The Phone, O'Reilly
Satire about Faux News right wing commentator, Bill O'Reilly, who was sued for sexual harassment and nasty phone calls by an assistant producer
(Sung to the tune of "Won't You Come Home, Bill Bailey")

(instrumental intro)

Sex on the phone, O'Reilly?
Sex on the phone!
He moans she's done him wrong.
Virtual hooking; funny.
This pervert's rant:
"I'll sue her 'cause I'm strong!"

Bill does remember the painful reamings of right wing louts; 
Rush Limbaugh and Newt Gingrich sure hit home.
Bill screamed he's not to blame, and he has no shame.
O'Reilly had sex on the phone.

(repeat verses)


Here's an alternate version of this parody:
Won't You Shut Up, O'Reilly

Copyright © 2004 by W.  Tong

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