Olson's
A Woman (Crazy As Can Be) - She's Scummy That Way
She's not much to look at, nothing to see,
She's just a right winger, lucky to be,
Employed and seen every day on TV
She's scummy that way.
She'll whore for a dollar but ain't worth a cent,
She constantly hollers because she's hell-bent,
To savage the Clintons, to help pay her rent,
She's scummy that way.
She know far and wide as a Scaife girl,
That's why when I see her I'm tempted to hurl.
You've seen Bugs' husband, the most gruesome Ted,
So no wonder she out since he's waiting in bed,
I know a woman, crazy as can be,
She's scummy that way.
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