The  Boot  Newt 
    Song  Book 
    Remembering the jerk who led the 1994
    right wing takeover of Congress...
    Disgraced Former House Speaker 
    Newt Gingrich, now a has-been TV pundit

    "Newt Gingrich is getting married.  If anybody is interested, he's registered at Krispy Kreme. I sent him some Viagra for the honeymoon, but it just made him taller." -Robin Williams
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  1. The Ditto Sheep Can't Fight (The Lion Sleeps Tonight) Added 8/9/01
  2. We Sent That Newt A-Walkin' (These Boots Were Made For Walking) Added 8/1/00
  3. Ain't He Fruity (Tutti Fruity)
  4. Bad Newt Rising (Bad Moon Rising)
  5. Ban The Cities (Kansas City)
  6. Band Of Goons (Band Of Gold)
  7. Barge On Polluted Water (Bridge Over Troubled Water)
  8. Bad Water (Black Water)
  9. Blew By You (Blue Bayou)
  10. Boot That Newt (Blue Suede Shoes)
  11. Budgetary Hell (Heartbreak Hotel)
  12. Can't Buy My Vote (Can't Buy Me Love)
  13. Could They All Be Following Newt? (Could It Be I'm Falling In Love)
  14. Cry Baby (Heartbreak Hotel)
  15. Dumpster Trash (Monster Mash)
  16. Fool On The Hill (Fool On the Hill)
  17. Furlough Shuffle (The Curly Shuffle)
  18. Get Back (Get Back)
  19. Get Ready (Get Ready)
  20. Get Lost (Get Down)
  21. Gingrich Was A Flop (At The Hop)
  22. GOPAC (Get Back)
  23. Great Balls of Sewage (Great Balls of Fire)
  24. He's Evil (Bo Weevil)
  25. Hey Newt (Hey Jude)
  26. Hit The Road, Newt (Hit The Road, Jack)
  27. House Of The White-Haired One (House Of The Rising Sun)
  28. House Republican (Hoochie-Koochie Man)
  29. I Want The Newt Drugged (I Want A New Drug)
  30. Imagine (Imagine)
  31. Let It Bleed (Let It Be)
  32. Leaving All The Kook Right Wing For Georgia (Midnight Train To Georgia)
  33. Maniac From Georgia (Rainy Night In Georgia)
  34. Money From Nothing (Money For Nothing)
  35. My Reward (My Sweet Lord)
  36. Never In Newt's Dreams (Forever In Blue Jeans)
  37. Newt Got No Wins For The Right Wing (Wind Beneath My Wings)
  38. Newt Had No Shame (Ain't That A Shame)
  39. Newt Don't Have No Powers (You Don't Bring Me Flowers)
  40. Newt's A Real Nowhere Man (Nowhere Man)
  41. No No No Newt (Kiss Him Goodbye) [Na Na Hey Hey (Kiss Him Goodbye)]
  42. Not A Believer (I'm A Believer)
  43. Newt Is On A Roll (Heart of Rock & Roll)
  44. Polluter's Song (Annie's Song)
  45. The Power of Newt (The Power of Newt)
  46. Scum On The Water (Smoke On The Water)
  47. Show Down (Small Town)
  48. Some Will Chant Impeachment (Some Enchanted Evening)
  49. Take For A Ride (Ticket To Ride)
  50. The Most Crude Politician (The Most Beautiful Girl)
  51. They Shouldn't Run The U.S.A. (Living In The U.S.A.)
  52. They Tried To Railroad Bill (Railroad Bill)
  53. They Will Go Down In History (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree)
  54. Tie Adhesive Tape Around the Mouth of Newt (Tie A Yellow Ribbon Round The Old Oak Tree)
  55. We Can See Clearly Now (I Can See Clearly Now)
  56. When I'm Sixty-Five (When I'm Sixty-Four)
  57. Whole Lotta Fakin' Goin' On (Whole Lotta Shakin' Goin' On)
  58. You're Insane (You're So Vain)
  59. You've Lost At Budget Dealing (You've Lost That Loving Feeling)
  60. Do You Fear What I Fear? (Do You Hear What I Hear?)
    Newt Christmas Song Parodies
  61. Doesn't Mr. Gingrich Understand (Winter Wonderland)
  62. The Gingrich Song (The Christmas Song)
  63. Gingrich The Showman (Frosty The Snowman)
  64. Gingrich The White-Haired Speaker (Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer)
  65. G.O.P. Is Running This Town (Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
  66. I Just Groan At Gingrich (I'll Be Home For Christmas)
  67. I Saw Three Newts (I Saw Three Ships)
  68. I'm Steaming Mad At Newt Gingrich (White Christmas)
  69. Knockin' Around The Budget Bill (Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree)
  70. Mangle Bills (Jingle Bells)
  71. Newt Gingrich & The Right Wing (The Holly & The Ivy)
  72. We Are In Grave Danger(Away In A Manger)
  73. We Are In Shock (Jingle Bell Rock) 
GINGRIVITIS - Don't Catch It

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