Mike
We Spite
(instrumental intro)
Oh ,the truth is... just such a bore.
We should hide it from the light.
Just a camera has Michael Moore
Wish he'd keep it out of sight
When Wolfowitz... sucked his comb for...
Spit shine beauty upon his head.
Nasty footage has Michael Moore
Wish that somehow, someday he'd end up dead
Bombs in Iraq, it sure looked gory;
Lots of bodies, countless lives.
Someone's showing... things we ignore.
Could that someone... be Mike, we spite?
From a fish boat, to a golf course swinging low
A vacation is going down
You know that real work is for suckers though
You can make a large bet that Dubya's out of town
Our friends the Bin Ladens, they split the scene babe
After giving to all the Bush's theri cash
All Saudis got out free and clear
Don't you suppose our boy he did something rash
Old KBR, Halliburton, sweetheart deals
Found this war nice, lotsa profit too
They all jumped in, with so much feeling
That old Dubya, like his Daddy, he's good for you
And with Scalia, fully behind me
Come down hard, jack, I know I can't lose
When I throw out, your civil liberties babe
It's an offer, you can never refuse
We got Donald Rumsfeld, Dick Cheney slaying that EPA
And terror alerts, building up your fear
All the fat cats, in control now
FAUX News is the only truth that you should ever hear
Oh Micheal Moore, leave us alone, if you only, know what's good for you
When Bush sat there, so dumbfounded
Wish he'd had his flight suit then
You better shred your notes and call up FAUX
Because Michael's still around
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