Messed
Up Fool Begs (Dedicated to John Ashcroft)
You'd suck our blood like a leech
You'd break the law while you preach
Screw our brains till it hurts
You've taken all their money - you still want more
Misguided old mule
With your pigheaded rules
With your narrow-minded cronies
Who are fools without any vision
Messed up fool begs
You'd tear us all apart,
Messed up fool begs
You never had a heart of your own
Kill joy,
Bad guy,
Big talking,
Small fry
You're just a fool; rich playboy
Gave you now a new toy to deface see,
Can you face me?
But now we should kiss this ASScroft "bye"
No good, are you satisfied?
Do you feel like suicide? (I think you should)
Is your conscience all right
Does it plague you at night,
Are you no good?
No good!
Talk like a big business tycoon,
But you're just a hot-air balloon,
So no one gives you a damn,
You're just an overgrown school-boy
Let us tan your hide.
A dog with disease,
King of the "sleaze"
Put your money where your mouth is no nothin' all,
Was the fin on your back part of the deal...(shark!)
Messed up fool begs
You'd tearus all apart
Messed up fool begs
You never had a heart of your own,
(You never did, right from the start)
Insane, you should be put aside,
You're a sewer-rat decaying in a cesspool of pride
Should be made unemployed
Then make yourself null-and-void,
Make me feel good
I feel good.
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