He Wants To Lynch Blacks, Gays, And Jews
(Sung to the tune of “I Only Want to Be With You,” by Dusty Springfield)
Guest song parody by Attmay
(instrumental intro)

The next attorney general makes people mad,
Offends the ACLU, women’s groups and GLAAD
Because he’s a racist and anti-choice,
So get off of your butts and go and raise your voice.
It happens to be true,
He wants to lynch blacks, gays, and Jews.

He doesn’t like the first amendment much at all,
He thinks that slaves were better off not free at all.
Just look at his record in Missouri,
He’ll push the rewind button on the whole country.
It’s sad but it is true,
He wants to lynch blacks, gays, and Jews.

Roe vs. Wade is doomed
If Aschroft gets his way.
If you’re attracted to the same sex,
It won’t be your lucky day;
He’s homophobic.

I just want to get rid of him; I’m no fan.
He represents a fringe to the right of the Klan.
Because he’s a racist and anti-choice,
You must get off your butts and go and raise your voice.
No telling what he’ll do;
He wants to lynch blacks, gays, and Jews.

(instrumental break)

Roe vs. Wade is doomed
If Aschroft gets his way.
If you’re attracted to the same sex,
It won’t be your lucky day;
He’s homophobic.

I just want to get rid of him; I’m no fan.
He represents a fringe to the right of the Klan.
Because he’s a racist and anti-choice,
You must get off your butts and go and raise your voice.
No telling what he’ll do;
He wants to lynch blacks, gays, and Jews.

No telling what he’ll do;
He wants to lynch blacks, gays, and Jews.


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