Life
In The Blue States
You want our partying banned,
Hate our Blue legislation,
(Reds are terminally priggish.)
We live it up,
As you pray for salvation
"Bleeding hearts", but we show no pity
We have fantastic reputations
We're "just no damned good",
We're bent on destruction
Decadence rules!
We have nothing in common;
With you "righteous" Reds
We're just classless bastards, just like you've always
said!
Life in the Blue states.
We don't wanna toe your line!
Life in the Blue states.
Uh huh!.
(Red state livin's SO dull!)
Evil creations,
Of moral decay
We offer temptation
In wanton displays.
We tempt all the "right" people,
We turn "Jack"s into "Jill"s,
We throw outrageous orgies,
We make devilish films.
We tell lies to your children,
Lies they'll embrace
We invented all the science,
Just to rub it in your face.
Soundly deceivin'
Corrupting the "right"
We have close ties to Satan,
(See? You're so very right about us!)
Life in the Blue states.
Love to make you lose your minds!
Life in the Blue states.
Ain't "right."
Life in the Blue states
Love to sin all the time.
Life in the Blue states.
Uh huh!.
Rollin' in money,
Guided by lust,
We're pimpin' out your daughters
And we've stolen your guns!
We tax every penny, we set all the killers free!
We set out to brown the white race --
Rampant in-ter-ming-l-ing!
We took all the Bibles and threw them in the trash
The Holy books are burnin', even hotter than the cash!
We're all bummin' on a free ride
Gettin' rich to goof off
She's wedding her
And we're all high on medi-pot!
We're livin'...
Life in the Blue states.
Let us help you lose your minds!
Life in the Blue states!
Uh huh!
Life in the Blue states
Love to sin, all the time.
Life in the Blue states.
Uh huh!
Life in the Blue states!
Life in the Blue states!
(instrumental ending)
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