Please,
Let This War Last Long
Spoken during instrumental:
Cheney: All right, fellas. Are you ready to sing
our song?
Ari: You bet, Cheif!
Ashcroft: We'll show those liberals!
Dubya: Snniiffff, snnoorrrtttt, ummm, good coke!
Cheney: Okay, Ari?
Ari: Okay!
Cheney: Okay, Asscroft?
Ashcroft: Okay!
Cheney: Okay, Dubya? Dubya?? Dubya!!!!
Dubya: OKAY!!!
Dubya, Ari and Ashcroft:
All this year, things sure were bad.
No one liked us, folks were mad.
Laden pulled his trick, and poof!
Approval rating's through the roof!
Now we've got the people back.
Dubya: I just want to bomb Iraq!
(spoken) Cheney: Not yet!
Dubya, Ari and Ashcroft: Our position isn't strong
Please let this war last long!
Cheney: Okay fellas, that was fine.
That was very good, Ari.
Ari: Of course! Very good, Asscroft.
Ashcroft: We kicked butt!
Cheney: Um, Dubya, you were a little slow.
Try to keep up with the others...Dubya? Dubya?? DUBYA!!
Dubya: OKAY!!!
Dubya, Ari and Ashcroft: Now we've got the people
back.
Dubya: I just want to bomb Iraq!
(spoken) Cheney: Dubya!!!
Dubya, Ari and Ashcroft: Our position isn't strong
Please let this war last long!
Spoken during instrumental:
Cheney: Very good, boys.
Ari: Lets sing some more. We need another verse!
Cheney: No, That's enough, I think we got our
point across.
Ashcroft: We barely touched our point! I want
to sing about taking away people's rights…
Cheney: Now wait a minute, boys.
Dubya: Get my speechwriters so I can sing something
smart!
Ari and Ashcroft: Yeah, we want to sing more!
Cheney: Ari, that's enough. Asscroft, just calm
down.
Dubya, stay away from that red button! Dubya! Dubya!!!!
Dubya: Shoot, I never get to have any fun.
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