There's a screen on her calls, but she wants to be sure...

'Cause you know that her words have no meanings.
Her sheep hold on the phone, there's more time for her zings,
Most times all of their hopes are forsaken.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it makes me wonder.

There's a feeling I get when I hear this dumb pest,
And my ears tell me it's time for leaving.
Have no thoughts, her sheep buy things, her mopes pay her fees,
They're the voices of those who must be joking.
Ooh, it makes me wonder,
Ooh, it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon if they follow her tune
Then this snide girl will shut down their reason.
And a new day will dawn for those who stand wrong
And her sponsors will echo with laughter.

When they shut down her TV show, don't be alarmed now...

It's just a clean sweep of the nag queen.
Yes, there are two paths she could go by, but in the long run
There's still time to change the road she's on.
And it makes me wonder.

Their head is humming and it won't go, in case they don't know,
The snide girls calling them to join her,
Smear lady, did you hear your show blows, and did you know
Your casual lies don't fool the execs again.

And as she whines about her show
Her ratings smaller than she knows.
They pulled the lady and her show
Who finds her Right Wings views got to go
How ev'rythings about the gold.
And if you listen very hard
Her lies will come to you at last.
When she is done and truth is all
Just turn her off and save your soul.

And she's pulled from the television...

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