Ken
Dedicated to Dubya's buddy, former Enron CEO Ken "Kenny Boy" Lay
(Sung to the tune of "Ben" by Michael Jackson)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

As sung by George Dubya Bush:
(instrumental intro)

Ken, the two of us need look no more.
We both found the cash we're looking for.
Although Enron now is gone,
You'll never be alone.
And you, my friend will see
Much more, much more of me.
(You've got a friend in me)

Ken, you're blamed for Enron - it's unfair.
(It's unfair)
You are being taunted everywhere (everywhere).
If you ever look behind,
And don't like what you find,
There's something you should know,
You've got a place to go.
(You've got a place to go)

I used to say... "I" and "me"
Now it's "us"... now it's "we"
(I used to say "I" and "me"...
Now it's "us", now it's "we")

Ken, most people would hang you today.
(Hang you today)
I don't listen to a word they say.
(A word they say)
They are glad to see you go.
I'm glad you grabbed your dough.
I'm sure they'd think again
If they had a friend like Ken
(A friend)
Like Ken
(Like Ken)
But not today, Ken.


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