Johnny Ashcroft
(Sung to the tune of "Johnny Angel" by Shelley Fabares)

(instrumental intro)

(Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft,
Johnny Ashcroft, Johnny Ashcroft)
He's an a--hole, you see

Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist

Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try

(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate, forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.

Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be

Johnny Ashcroft, how we loathe him
He wants something that does not exist
A smooth confirmation, where no one dares resist

Johnny Ashcroft, we don't want him
Not a single flaw should be passed by
It's 'bout time we say "Hell, no!" but the right wing will try

(Right wing heaven) Bush got carried away
Wants Ashcroft for A.G., that's how it's gonna be?
(Right wing looneys) all say,
"Open the gate; forget his hate."
He'd rather con the State.

Johnny Ashcroft (Johnny Ashcroft)
'Cause we loathe him
And we say there's no way he's A.G.
And together we agree how ugly Ashcroft can be


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