Don't
Know Much (Version 1)
Don't know much about history.
Don't know much philosophy.
Don't know much about the "Founding" guys,
If I did, I'd have to tell some lies.
But I do know if you're Hindu,
America was not made for you,
So I'll call it a theocracy.
Don't know much about history.
The Salem Witch Trials are okay with me.
When it comes to burning at the stake,
It's one good way to avoid the fiery lake.
But if Wicca is the craft you do,
America was not made for you,
So I'll call it a theocracy.
I never claimed to be open-minded,
But I don't have to be.
As long as Senators suck-up to ex-colleagues,
You'll all have to live like me.
Don't know much about the Constitution.
Don't know much freedom of religion.
The First Amendment just gets in my way.
Not enforcing it will make my day.
But if Islam's practiced by a few,
America was not made for you,
So I'll call it a theocracy.
(BRIDGE)
But if my god isn't your god, too
America was not made for you,
So I'll call it a theocracy.
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