Illogical
President Song
(instrumental intro)
When I was young, it seemed that life was so wonderful...
and comfortable,
'Cause we were powerful and in control.
Then Daddy's judges came through, and they appointed
me the President,
With no precedent, Pennsylvania Avenue resident.
So I entered a world that was full of complexity, far
too much for me,
I never got beyond dichotomy.
How ironic it was that I would lead a democracy, without
diplomacy,
In many ways an aristocracy.
At 9 P.M., I go to sleep,
Since questions run too deep,
For such a simple man.
Cheney, please, please tell me what to do.
I haven't got a clue.
Now that we've tossed Saddam....
Now watch me talk tough, while I ignore the economy.
What an atrocity, full of hypocricy, a travesty.
And on the world's stage I see... no need for civility,
stability.
Instead there's arrogance, hostility.
Watch me fake it, fake it, fake it, fake it, yeah...
(instrumental break)
Since questions run too deep,
For such a simple man.
Cheney, please, please tell me what to do.
I haven't got a clue.
Now that we've tossed Saddam....
Bomb Iran, or Sudan, or Japan...
(Sung during instrumental break)
So illogical...
In- in- ineffectual...
So deplorable...
So illogical...
(repeat and fade)
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