(instrumental intro)

Aw, aw voters...
Oooh, yeah, listen to this:
I spied on Iraq with fancy satellites;
Saw camels and shepherds moving in the night.
Ain't gonna get fired; I bow to the Right.
And like a little girl, I fight.
Like a little girl, I fight.

Now maybe only the DaVinci Code
Can help wash away the dirty truth.
So I'll just deny and lie and better yet:
I'll let those little suckers fly.

I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb.
Daddy made me promise that I would kill Saddam.
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
And baby it really turns me on; baby it really turns me on.
You know I don't what I'm doing, don't you? Ha, ha!
I know that I don't!

Now don't get me cross, 'cause I will do you some harm.
I'm a loose cannon and my actions go far.
I'm Michael Moore's main target and can't sleep at night.
But the fat cats are holding me tight, hold me tight Saudis!

Democracy is mine to corrode and you must remember that I am slow, slow. baby.
And must I react to claims of those who say that I am not all there, huh, huh, huh?

(Chorus:)
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
Daddy made me promise that I would kill Saddam
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
And baby it really turns me on; baby, it really turns me on
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
Daddy made me promise that I would kill Saddam
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
And babe it really turns me on.
And babe it really turns me on.

I can take more of your freedoms, and I'm counting up the score.
Yeah!
I will turn the world upside down and inside out.
I can make lots of sweet oil deals.
I can screw you over any time, 'cause I'm the president!
Ouch! I'll bomb, baby!
 
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
Daddy made me promise that I would kill Saddam
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
And baby it really turns me on; baby, it really turns me on
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
Daddy made me promise that I would kill Saddam
I'll bomb, I'll bomb; Iraq, I'm gonna bomb
And babe it really turns me on.
And babe it really turns me on.

(instrumental ending)

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