I
Just Called To Say I Miss You
(instrumental intro)
It kind of creeps... into the ear.
I'd take that loofa sponge and rub you all the way.
What must I do... to cop a feel?
Should I get falafel with sesame seeds each day?
A thing to touch, a lust unmatched.
Soap up your back, and I will get you to relax.
Girl, you know what? Your boobs look nice.
Can I just let my hands go up your blouse?
I just called... to say I miss you.
I just called to say how much I came.
I just called to say I miss you.
And my hands, oh babe, they seem to get very tired.
You are so hot... like you a lot.
When I see you at Fox, I like to grab my crotch.
I beg of you, this ain't no joke.
Pick up the phone, and I'll jerk off to you.
So let me say... you've made my day
You make all my secret fantasies come true.
My hormones, dear, they're fill with rage
The kinky things we can do brings smile to my face.
I just called... to say I miss you.
I just called to say how much I came.
I just called to say I miss you.
And my hands, oh babe, they seem to get very tired.
I just called... to say I miss you.
I just called to say how much I came.
I just called to say I miss you.
And my hands, oh babe, they seem to get very tired.
So tired... hands so very tired.
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