I
Just Called To Say I'll Owe You
(instrumental intro)
This Halloween, I'll celebrate
The sexual harassment case has gone away
Tremendous gain, withdrawn claims
There's no wrongdoing whatsoever by Bill
No loofah mitts, no tapes to hear
You'll never know the truth 'bout the falafel thing
But what it is, an extortion suit
It's not for you to judge who is telling the truth
I just called to say I'll owe you
I just called to ask how much I'd pay
I just called to say I'll owe you
And I mean it from the bulge on my pants
No fetishes, no dildo slave
No calls to make at night when rates are cheap
No virgin chick, no piece of meat
No reason to talk to her when I'm stiff
There is no shame, the ways I came
You are all imagining what I've said
But what it is, no audiotapes
To fill your lust, ain't no fun tonight
I just called to say I'll owe you
I just called to ask how much I'd pay
I just called to say I'll owe you
And I mean it from the bulge on my pants
I just called to say I'll owe you
I just called to ask how much I'd pay
I just called to say I'll owe you
And I mean it from the bulge on my pants
On my pants!... on my pants!
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