Hey, Kid Crisco
(Sung to the tune of "Hey, Big Spender" by Shirley Bassey)
Guest song parody by Sara Rose, ariel@runesofao.com

(instrumental intro)

The minute that Smirk did appoint
You to A.G., I knew you were a bigot
A scumbag Nazi.
Hey Ashcroft, I'm not blind.
I think it's about time you knew what's on my mind.

So let me get right to the point.
I am not the type to give without a fight!
Hey! Kid Crisco,
Get your greasy mitts off my rights!

(short instrumental break)

Hey do ya think you're McCarthy, huh?
Maybe be the next Hitler? Pig!
Wanna give us a hard time?
I can show you the door, slime!

The minute that Smirk did appoint
You to A.G., I knew you were a bigot
A scumbag Nazi,
Hey Ashcroft, I'm not blind.
I think it's about time you knew what's on my mind.

So let me get right to the point.
I am not the type to give without a fight!
Hey! Kid Crisco,
Scumball Nazi!
Hey! Kid Crisco,
Get your greasy mitts off my rights!


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