Have You Seen Dick Cheney, Baby?
(Sung to the tune of "Have You Seen Your Mother, Baby" by The Rolling Stones)
Guest song parody by Charlie Decker

(instrumental intro)

Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Noone seems to agree, baby (Undisclosed location)
Just where'd Dick Cheney go to hide?
A forest in Maine,
A steep mountainside...

Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Is it cold and rainy, baby? (Undisclosed location)
Where Dick Cheney's wasting our time?
He thinks to bad guys he is
A real target bona fide...

He'll make a bank run due to
His Halliburton, and
Where's his location? Secret location,
Find the location, here in this nation,
Cheney's vacation, determination to hide...

Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
With the Lindbergh Baby, maybe (Undisclosed location)
Will he stay there for his whole life?
His company got a contract,
Iraq's oil is his war bride...

Have you seen Dick Cheney, baby? (Undisclosed location)
I'll make a guarantee, baby (Undisclosed location)
That he's got armed men by his side!
The whole free world at his hands
But he just hides and whines...


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