Gramm
Good riddance to Senator Phil Gramm (R-TX), who joins Jesse Helms (R-NC)
and Strom Thurmond (R-SC) in announcing he is not seeking re-election
(Sung to the tune of "Sam" by Olivia Newton-John)

(instrumental intro)

We... heard... that you're going home soon.
Sayin' goodbye.
The Senate's third lost loon.
Took too long.
Overdue...
What will Bush do?
We are glad now to see
There's hope yet for democracy.
Stop Bush & Company.

Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song, we'll slam.
Need to pound your ilk a while.
Helms is just vile.
Strom just gets older.
Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song, we'll slam.
Losing three votes from your side.
Bush must have cried!
Soon Bush won't see you
Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song, we'll slam.

You've... found... the days hard to face now.
Danger looms.
You won't run that race now.
But the right wing won't slow.
We sure do know.
If Shrub knew what to do,
He wouldn't mind not seeing you.
Shrub won't get help from you.

Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song we'll slam.
Need to pound your ilk a while.
Helms is just vile.
Strom just gets older
Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song we'll slam.
Losing three votes from your side.
Bush must have cried!
Soon Bush won't see you
Hey, Gramm... Gramm...
Through this song, we'll slam.

Hey, Gramm, through this song we'll slam.
Hey, Gramm...
Hey, Gramm...
You know, you know.
Through this song, we'll slam.

(fade)


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