G.O.P. Fools Want Guns In The Schoolyard
(Sung to the tune of "Me And Julio Down By The Schoolyard" by Paul Simon)

When their polls went down, and the G.O.P. found
They're blamed for lack of prevention
They're really annoyed that they can't avoid
The gun issues got the House's attention

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

These Republican slaves are owned by the NRA
And the press are big whores who shriek
It's the fanatical beast
Called the ratings that greased
The violence on the cover of Newsweek

And the NRA
Hates the way that things are going
But the NRA
Said they don't cause crime, and it isn't fair
Loopholes need closing from here to Arizona
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard
But the G.O.P. fools want guns in the schoolyard

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