Georgie
The Snowjob
Georgie the Snowjob was a happy, stupid soul,
With a corncob brain and a coked-up nose.
He liked oil instead of coal.
Georgie the Snowjob; it's a fairy tale, he's good.
He inhaled some blow, but the children know
His promises are made of wood.
There must have been some magic in that tax-cut plan he
found.
For when it got into his head, the economy went down.
Oh, Georgie the Snowjob was a lying S.O.B.
And the children say freedom's thrown away;
He destroyed prosperity.
Georgie the Snowjob saw his polls go down one day.
So he said, "No fun! I will have to run as a
war-time prez today."
Plundered and pillaged all our social safety net
Cutting here and there, leaving programs bare,
Saying, "You can't stop me yet!"
He led them down the bowl, that clown, a pPesidential
flop.
And in November of '04, we're gonna holler, "STOP!"
We're left with no jobs, so we'll send him on his way.
And he'll wave goodbye, and you know he'll cry,
And Jeb won't come back some day.
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Georgie's got to go!
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Pull the plug on his show!
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