Everybody's Trying To Find Dick Cheney
(Sung to the tune of "Everybody Wants To Be My Baby" by The Beatles)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
(instrumental intro)

Well they crashed some airplanes, White House flees.
Bush holed up, needs someone to lead.
Everybody's trying to find Dick Cheney.
Everybody's trying to find Dick Cheney.
Everybody's trying to find Dick Cheney now.

Showed up at last, half past four,
Decisions made, behind closed doors.
Everybody's leaning on Dick Cheney.
Everybody's leaning on Dick Cheney.
Everybody's leaning on Dick Cheney now.

Nuclear fright, before too late.
Hides in cave, decisions to make.
Everybody's trying to hide Dick Cheney.
Everybody's trying to hide Dick Cheney.
Everybody's trying to hide Dick Cheney now.

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