Fat
Headed Gal
(instrumental)
Hey you just like making them sad
Never see no good, just bad
Yes, you love causing nothing but mysery
Just preachin' fake morality
Lived your life like a naughty tease
Hypocrite woman, deny mistakes on the air
(guitar solo)
You've been sayin' on the air
That your critics just aren't fair
Seen your advertisers pull out from your show
'Cause your nastiness in style
Kinda wears thin after a while
Soon the world will see you really just don't know
Oh, won't you take her off TV
Oh, she's really just annoying
Oh, her shows now just shot
Fat headed Laura, you love mocking your callers
Fat headed Laura, you love mocking your callers
(guitar again)
Hey listen here
Now her caustic, nasty tone
And her hate, filled, nazi bones
Wants no dissent from her brain dead sheep (I tell you)
Oh but she still gets her pleasure
Still get her greatest treasure
Cheap, thrill woman, you make a mockery out of God
Oh, won't you take her off TV
Oh, she's really just annoying
Oh, her shows now just shot
Fat headed Laura, you love mocking your callers
Fat headed Laura, you love mocking your callers
Get on your phone and call
Fat headed gal
Fat headed gal
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