Your fools call on your line
Sell them right wing dreams to the end
Doc Laura, you got the blues
You ain't got no one else to abuse
Your TV show will soon leave the air
So just spin some lies between here and there
There's a hole in your head where the crap spews out
Just take the money and slither out
Ha ha! Laura, it's a crying shame
But you ain't got nobody else to blame
Chorus:
You evil woman... you evil woman...
You evil woman... you evil woman...
Scolding your selected rubes
Hit the gold, your shtick on the tube
But your fools and their money soon go separate ways
And you found the fools callin' in a daze
Ha ha! Laura, what you gonna do?
You destroyed the virtues the Lord gave you
It's so good that you're feelin' pain
You'll be booted off the TV again
Chorus:
You evil woman... you evil woman...
You evil woman... you evil woman...
Evil Laura, how you've done them wrong
But now you wailing a different song
Ha, ha! Funny how you made things up
It's your turn to whine, cry into a cup
No one will come runnin' when you cry
You now see we're just rollin' our eyes
Ha, ha! Very nice to know
That you ain't got no place left to go
Chorus:
You evil woman... you evil woman...
You evil woman... you evil woman...
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