Crazy A.G.
Dedicated to religious crackpot John AshKKKroft, Bush's Attorney General (A.G.)
(Sung to the tune of "Crazy" by Patsy Cline)
Guest song parody by Darrell Decker

(instrumental intro)
 
Crazy! Ashcroft is really quite crazy.
Crazy! Crazy, and he's now watching you.
He knows... he can hold you as long as he wants to
Even though what you say is so true.

Worry? Why should you let yourself worry?
Wondering what in the world did you do?

Crazy! If you're innocent, he don't want to hear it.
He pours on the oil while your temper boils,
And nobody's hurt but you.

Crazy! If you're innocent, he don't want to hear it.
He'll pour on the oil while your temper boils
And nobody's hurt but you.
 

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