Condi

Condi
National Security Advisor Condi Rice refuses to testify under oath to the 9/11 commission, and keeps tripping over her own words trying to defend the Bush administration's pre-decision to blame the 9/11 attacks on Iraq instead of Al Qaida terrorists, as revealed by former counterterrorism official Richard Clarke
(Sung to the tune of "Windy" by The Association)

(instrumental intro)

Who's speaking out all over the beltway,
Avoiding blame; not clearing the air?
Whose standing now is low from what Clarke showed?
Everyone knows it's Condi.

Who's ripped right now - does she deserve pity?
Piling are charges, stinging like bees.
Who sees no doubt in war Bush would foment?
Everyone knows it's Condi.

'Cause Condi's unsworn, she lies:
"Hijackers don't come from skies."
Ask Condi, how "things got by"
Dubya's dumb crowd? (Dubya's dumb crowd)

(instrumental break)

'Cause Condi's unsworn, she lies:
"Hijackers don't come from skies."
Ask Condi, how "things got by"
Dubya's dumb crowd? (Dubya's dumb crowd)

Who's speaking out all over the beltway,
Avoiding blame; not clearing the air?
Whose standing now is low from what Clarke showed?
Everyone knows it's Condi.

Who's ripped right now - does she deserve pity?
Piling are charges, stinging like bees.
Who sees no doubt in war Bush would foment?
Everyone knows it's Condi.

(repeat verses and fade)

Here's an alternate version of this parody by Alvin Dover: Condi
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