Dubya, The Bogus POTUS*
[POTUS = President of the United States, pronounced "poh-tus"]
(Sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer" by Gene Autry)

William Rehnquist was put on the High Court by Nixon
Thomas, Scalia, O'Connor were fixin'
With Kennedy, all...
Of these five clowns stopped Dubya's fall...

Dubya, the Bogus POTUS
Won because they froze the votes
Significantly flawed twit
Demonstrating how sh*t floats
 
'Cause Jeb, his brother saved him
Jeb and Harris all took aim
They'd never let George Dubya
Lose in Florida's fixed game

Twelve days before Christmas Eve
Supreme Court held sway:
"Dubya, though the vote was tight
They'll abide our sayin' you're right"

That's how the reign of Shrub was...
"Counted out" Gore victory
Dubya, the Bogus POTUS
Wears the crown of larceny

(instrumental break)

That's how the reign of Shrub was...
"Counted out" Gore victory
Dubya, the Bogus POTUS
Wears the crown of fraud
Wears the crown of fraud
Wears the crown of larceny

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