Blighted
By The Right
Blighted by the right
Distorting the truth
Another rumor roars to life
Lyin' from the right
Fed up with their goofs
And with the dunder-headed right
Blighted by the right
Their king's just a tool
Another puppet of the right
Mad with power,
Cowards hungerin' to devour,
Put the teenaged force to task
And the strong weren't so calm,
When they were bailin' out on 'Nam,
But they don't mention that
Ever bolder, with our soldiers,
Speilin' ala Coulter,
They tripped when nothing was found
When it's scary, the V.P. is
Seizin' and wheezin',
So, he has to be stashed underground
Oh, he has to be stashed underground
Our pride is
Blighted by the right,
Distorting the truth
Another rumor roars to life
Lyin' from the right,
Pepped up, on the juice,
Oh the dissemblers on the right
Blighted by the right,
The crown on the fool,
A puppet jestor leads the right
Scion of the right,
Fed up with their goofs
And all the blunders of the right
A simpleton sniffer
With his tongue in a twister
Tells us the left's on the take
He says, "I'll show you the money"
But now it's gone
Played us all with his phony breaks
Now Old Fart Wal-mart
Is passing out the shopping carts
He's living on a bench outside
And at the pearlies early
There's a little girly, surely.
They axed her from the budget, tonight
Axed her from the budget, tonight
And we were
Lied to by the right,
Distorting the truth
And cutting programs left 'n right
Blighted by the right
Beat us down, but we wouldn't expire
We can reclaim it from the right
We will reclaim it from the right
(long instrumental break)
Osama arranged the bombings
Osama, that's who we wanted
'Sama's still in hiding,
We should look until the ends of the earth
Osama should feel our vengeance!
The "new tone" cable drones
Numbers growing, stoneless clones
Anchors on the lee
Say "Old thrones were overblown
And lefties own the microphones"
Lulling the nation to sleep
And the chew-bone we should own
Is dancing on our borders
Walking a free man's path
On our home grown tomb stones
The message was, "He will atone"
November we get our chance
This calamity ran us aground
{Starred chorus lines are repeated behind the subsequent
verses)
Our freedoms
Blighted by the right,
Distorting the truth,
Our coffers plundered by the right
Blighted by the right,
Our vengeance refused,
We're torn asunder by the right
*Blighted by the right,
*Supporting the troops,
*By cutting funding is a smite
Glad hand pumpin', stumpin',
Minions up to somethin',
Hidden daggers pat their backs.
Got his ops with their props
Put their fam'lies on the block
He didn't mention that.
Well, his sharp tongued, big gun,
Senators in Washington
Stripped their benefits down
And with nary a reason,
Squeezin' and sleezin',
Their hatcheting splattered the crown
On spot, with the crack shots
Stationed in a tender spot
Hold the future in their hands
But, this hotshot, beseech-me-not,
Whose daddy's calling all the shots
Had them cut off. Some kinda thanks
That simpleton sniffer
With his tongue in a twister
Snowed us. We've got what it takes
We say "We'll throw you out, sonny
we're millions strong"
(end backing chorus)
Beat us down, but we wouldn't expire
We're gonna save it from the right.
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