AWOL in Alabama
(Sung to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama" by Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Guest song parody by Dimpled Chad
This song is available at his web site at http://www.dimpledchad.net, Dimpled Chad & The Disenfranchised



(instrumental intro)

Greased wheels keep on turning
Gettin' favors 'cause of kin
Catapulted to a Guard slot
It's clear your Bush name got you in
And I think it's a sin, yes

Well I heard your training cost a million
Getting' those jets right off the ground
You scrapped it all and went civilian
Soon you were nowhere to be found, anyhow

AWOL in Alabama
Disappeared into the blue
AWOL in Alabama
There's no sign of W

Your Swift Boat Liars skewered Kerry
Who risked his life while you withdrew
And now you're putting kids in harm's way
Does your conscience bother you?
Tell the truth

AWOL in Alabama
Disappeared into the blue
AWOL in Alabama
There's no sign of W


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