Armored
Humvees
Satire about the scandal
of U.S. troops forced to fight in Iraq while riding in unarmored, unprotected
Humvees, where they are sitting ducks for insurgent attacks using rockets
and improvised explosive devices; desperate soldiers have installed improvised
sheet metal from junkyards, while Secretary of Defense Rumsfeld pretends
there isn't a problem.
(Sung to the tune of the Armour Hot Dogs jingle)
Humvees... armored Humvees...
The kind our troops need: armored Humvees.
See what Rumsfeld did?
Shortchanged in Iraq:
Our troops blew the lid;
Junkyard armor that they hocked.
No Humvees... armored Humvees.
They're bogged... down... where... they... fight.
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